Total Medals Earned: 557 (From 104 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,205 Points
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/500 points)
Defeat Team Henchmen.
Defeat Team Armormen.
Defeat Team Armor-X-men.
Defeat Team Gunslingermen.
Defeat Team Maskedmen.
Defeat Team Swordsmen.
Defeat Team Snipermen.
Defeat Team Goldmen.
Defeat Team Epicmen.
Defeat Team Jedimen.
Reach Level 20.
Defeat all 10 teams.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 3/9 (85/470 points)
Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Escape to the big city
Kill one thousand people
Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Earn over 100,000 dollars
Beat all levels above 80%
Get gold on all race levels
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 4/16 (125/495 points)
Smash EVERYTHING.
Push the hardest.
Win the race.
Catch the ball every time.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
It's a bitch.
Make it rain!
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete Wave 1.
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 6/9 (160/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Burt to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (50/150 points)
Simply beat Normal Mode to complete!
Earn 225,000 points in Survival Mode.
Medals Earned: 9/10 (140/150 points)
Support Pico Day
Evade "A" freezing death
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Gigantor survives the battle
Mindchamber survives the battle
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien